WDJS?

Very unlike WWJD, this title stands for "What Did Jesus Say?" and refers to the unbelievable things my friend Jesus (Escobar) Campos Hernandez has said.

This weekend, Katy and I were talking about Kurt Vonnegut's awesome (yeah, I said awesome) appearance on The Daily Show. Jesus interjected, "Oh my Gawd, I haaaaate Kurt Vonnegut. He's the worst writer."

Mine and Katy's jaws dropped, stunned silence. I can only assume he continued in order to fill the gap in conversation, "I mean, he's worse than Candace Bushnell."

WtfDJS?!?