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Fatty Fat Fat Gets Feelings Hurt

Come on! First thing, lady, knowing you're gonna file a complaint against a doctor for telling you you're overweight, I feel I must ask you to please not eat me or something for telling you this: you're stupid too. How about you stop exerting all that energy into being an irrational bitch and use it to drop a couple hundred pounds instead? If the big mean doc made you cry, good! It might help you burn some calories.

Second thing, New Hampshire Board of Medicine, let's be honest. What you really want to/should tell this woman is: "Slowly, now, put down the Big-Mac, listen to the nice doctor man and here's a list of a few shrinks that might have some other things to tell you about yourself that you should already know. We've got better things to do with our time, fatty!"

And cue the music for this lady's reprise!