Lindsay Liberated

I'm sure all (5) of you have already heard about Lindsay Lohan’s being reprimanded, for her recent behavior in Georgia Rule’s production, via memo by James Robinson -- CEO of Morgan Creek Productions. But in case you missed it, check out the letter, as posted on The Smoking Gun.

How funny is that? For one thing, it seems that the CEO of this major production company has an assistant that doesn't know that punctuation goes inside "quotation marks." (By the way, Mr. Robinson, if you're looking for a new assistant...) For another, can a 70-year old man (or anyone for that matter) really use the word ‘bogus’ and then, "urge" to be taken seriously?

Really though, it’s a good thing he wrote this letter. Just in case the movie flops, they’ll have the perfect scapegoat with Lohan already pinned for having “endangered the quality of this picture.” It’s just too bad Matthew McConaughey hadn’t been partying a bit more during the production of Two for the Money.

Now, Morgan Creek’s had to deal with the wrath of Mama Lohan. (By the way, People Magazine, Lohan’s 20 years old. If you’re looking for a new fact checker…)

I don’t know why she’s so pissed, now. Does she think anyone’s surprised to learn that her baby girl’s a “spoiled child?” Is she worried that this blemish on her reputation will keep Maxim from paying her shit loads of money to appear in their magazine?

Don’t worry, Dina; if worse comes to worse, your “wonderful child” can always follow in Tara Reid’s footsteps and get her own reality show -- Lindsay Liberated: next season on E! That ought to keep Baby Lohan bringing home the bacon (or whatever it is you all don’t eat). I know I’d totally watch it.