What do you do with a B.A. in English?

It's a big funny running joke to mock those of us that chose to major in English. You non-English majors think we're stupid or lazy. You tell us we're never going to make any money and thus, we are useless. I'm sick of it. You are not funny. Shut the hell up, please.

So, in defense of all English majors everywhere, f*ck you guys.

That is all.

p.s. I'm serious. Shut the hell up or I'll take one of my various Norton's Anthologies and shove it straight up your candy ass.